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[link] (Beginning of the most EPIC fanfic in extistence.)
[link] (Couldn't have said it better myself.)
[link] ( XD lol )
[link] Don't know who this is supposed to be, but he's awesome.
[link] Good ol' Slendy.
[link] FINALLY a good coloring of one of the latest chapters!
[link] One of my favorite moments in the series.
[link] Evil Kidd FTW!
[link] Indeed he has!
[link] Rule 63 at its finest.
Gee, I wonder how long this is gonna take...
I am 142% mentally insane...
[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blond.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire and got scared of it and droped it on the grass
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling
 You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
 You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
 You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
GRAND TOTAL: 33
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I Am --% Mentally insane.
Sad thing is, I was perfectly honest.
Peter Pan makes an emergency address
Greetings fellow uptight old people. I have been a slave to Jabba the Hutt for 109,000 years, and we have a problem. As you may or may not be aware, I launched several different Pokemon. This has caused Global Warming. This disaster should be completely ignored. In order to save ourselves, we must buy car insurance. Until then we must pray to the Canadians; I bid you all an adeu.
Go f*** yourselves,
Meme made by
(1) makes an emergency address
Greetings fellow (2). I have been (3) for (4), and we have a problem. As you may or may not be aware, (5) (6). This has caused (7). This disaster (8). In order to save ourselves, we must (9). Until then we must (10); I bid you all an adeu.
(Your name here)
(1 ) Color of your hair: (Note: use this first line in your journal title)
Black- The supreme overlord dictator
Grey- Some surfer chick
Red/orange- A potato
Brown- That one guy whose name I forget
Blonde- Peter Pan
Dyed- My uncles niece
(2) Color of your eyes (general):
Blue- uptight old people
Other- skirt chasers
(3) Favorite food (general):
Meat- A slave to Jabba the Hutt
Vegetables- in the shower
Fruit- The president of the WoW Club
Bread- The leader of the zombie counterattack group
Sweets- your fascist dictator
13-15 - Twelve minutes
16-18 - 109,000 years
19- 23 - Five cycles
24-28 - far too long
29-35 - a little less than two seconds
I forget how long, actually
(5) Color of your shirt:
White- I slept with
Black- I attacked
Blue- I strolled down the beach with
Green- I accidentally drank
Red- I ate
Purple- I forcefully interrogated
Other/none- I launched
(6) Color of your pants:
Black- My wife
Blue- A toaster
Grey- Several different Pokemon
Brown- An alien
(7) Type of music you like:
Rock- Global Warming
Pop- A giant explosion
Rap- several people to go kill their neighbors
Alternative- 2012 to happen sooner than we expected
Country- The end of my sex life
Electronic- A robot revolt
Other- A sharkbee mutation.
(8) Favorite color:
Blue- Should be handled by Jackie Chan
Red- Should be completely ignored
White- Is disastrous
Purple- was not that big of a deal before the new guy was hired
Black- means that bubble wrap is now illegal
Yellow- has to be prevented before my spouse finds out
Orange- is so dangerous that I soiled myself
Green- is no big deal, really
Other- will pretty much cause the end of Facebook
(9) Least favorite color:
Blue- learn how to fly
Red- use the secret weapon
White- Fire off nukes in random directions
Purple- pretend that nothing happened
Black- ask Oprah for help
Yellow- quickly sacrifice a virgin
Orange- become peace loving vegans
Green- buy car insurance
Other/none- travel back in time
(10) A job you want/already have (General):
Engineer- Pray to the Canadians
Biologist- go skydiving like crazy
Mathematician- discover a cure for Awful Toe Fungus
Teacher- watch that new Johnny Depp movie
Historian- destroy the internet
Psychologist- get rid of all the evidence
Business- change the name of our country
Other: Figure out who we can scapegoat for all of this
Your mood right now:
Happy- with many regards,
Confused- with much teenage angst,
Excited- Go f*** yourselves,
Embarrassed- I need a new job,
Angry- please help,
Worried- go have a nice life I guess
Other- Good luck,